New Blog!

Sorry to yammer on, but check out my new blog here. It’s full of wisdom like this:

‘cyclists have the most useless, flaccid tool imaginable for communicating anger: the bell. You can go blue in the face and frothy-mouthed and properly bonkers with the meandering sightseers in front of you, but your only recourse is a benign, terribly polite little tinkle. It’s the meek, metallic equivalent of ‘oops, don’t mind me’, and it’s almost unanimously ignored. I don’t have a bell yet, so I just shriek ‘ding dong!’, which tends to cause heart attacks.’

Thanks!